I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:00

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.